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21 June 2025

Stuff Americans say
Europe part 6

Stuff Americans say
A globe showing Europe
Quora question/answer (username redacted). Bold question: "Is Mediterranean a slur to Italians?" Red italic "Original question: Is Mediterranean a slur to Italians?" Red italic "Answer: No, *it is a sea*." X close
Reddit post from r/FinancialCareers community (mobile app, cross-posted to WSO). username redacted. Text: "Title says it. European bankers are not bankers. The largest deals in Europe are smaller and less complex than me buying my brothers lemonade stand when I was 8. Watching Europeans call themselves bankers is like watching my nephew call himself a fireman as I sit on the porch and tell him which plants to point the hose at next. Europe is an open air theme park full of toddlers playing 'grown-up.' We subsidize their healthcare and militaries. Keep biking around your walkable cities talking about what to tax next. Let us handle the banking."
YouTube comment (username and avatar redacted, 6 minutes ago). Text: "what did Russia France and Italy contribute to the world? Wine and pasta?" Thumbs up, thumbs down, three-dot menu
TikTok screenshot. Dashcam/driver POV video showing massive elevated highway interchange with multiple levels of concrete overpasses and cars driving. Text overlay: "Europeans will never get to experience this... they'll never know what it's like.. you choose your gay little walkable cities, we choose to go to the moon". Caption: "Triumph of Human Endeavor". Audio: "ektor6000 (Contains musi...". username redacted
Reddit post from r/AskReddit (username redacted, 9m). Title: "What would happen to the world if tomorrow we all became world citizens and could go where ever we want, whenever we wanted?" Tagged "Discussion". Vote, Share Reply (username redacted, 8m, "Chaos" flair): "america would become a shithole as every person seeking free handouts would come here. so in other words it would become europe *shudders*"
YouTube comment (username scribbled out, Lv7 badge, 1 decade ago). Text: "I'm from America and we have a lot of spanish people and all kinds of great people. Harry Potter, I think takes place in Europe. Are there many spanish people in Europe????? If not, then why would the movie have any. I do believe I've seen a couple in the 'lunch room' scenes though :)", 0 dislikes, flag
Quora question. Bold text: "For a British person who has traveled to the United States, which technological advances impress you the most?" Answer button, Follow (47), Request, More
X/Twitter thread. First tweet (username/avatar scribbled out, replying to @realDonaldTrump): "RIGGED!!! THAT DOES IT! I'M TAKING MY CITIZENSHIP TO BRITAIN WHERE THE COUNTRY IS RUN PROPERLY! THEY DESERVE ME AMERICA DOESN'T FOLLOW ME IF YOU WANT BUT GOODBYE AMERICA AND THANKS FOR NOTHING!". Reply (username/avatar redacted, 2h): "You realize Britain is run by sharia law? You think Ilhan Omar is bad?". Show replies link
Metro news article screenshot. Header: METRO NEWS SPORT ALL. Headline: "American TikTok traveller cries over French people speaking French in France". By Brooke Davies, Published Jan 12, 2024. Two side-by-side TikTok photos showing a young woman in a pink beret, one selfie and one by a river with a bridge, with text "France made me c..." (crying)
YouTube comment thread. First comment (username redacted, 7 hours ago): "Why he got a nazi flag in the back?" REPLY. Hide. Reply (username redacted, 5 hours ago): "are you dumb? its the Norwegian flag." REPLY. Reply (username redacted, 4 hours ago): "It's Norway's flag, cmon" with disappointed emoji
TikTok/Instagram post with Dutch-language interface ("Opmerkingen", "Beantwoorden", "Vertaling weergeven"). Video caption: "The more I watch Queen Maxima of the Netherlands mock Trump's mouth, the funnier it gets" with laughing emojis. Comments: First (US flag avatar): "I honestly didn't realize Netherlands was still a country. Wow, I should think about spending a week or two there on vacation. Visit some of the spots my grandfather saved from total destruction during World War II." Reply: "reallly? When did we loose our country?" Reply: "tf you mean still a country since when is it not?" with laughing emoji
TikTok/Instagram post with Dutch-language interface ("reacties", "Antwoorden"). Post (username redacted, cartoon wolf/fox avatar): "I have a plan" with two side-by-side maps comparing Florida (showing Alabama, Georgia, Carolina, Italy overlay, Gulf of Mexico, Cuba) and a European region (Austria, Croatia, Florida overlay). 1122 reacties. Comments: First (username redacted, 18u): "Florida could lowkey just conquer Europe" with laughing emoji. Reply (username redacted, 13u): "so damn wrong". Reply (username redacted, 13u): "bro, 75% of our population wouldn't have to sleep while invading because of the shit they are on. Plus half of Europe are barely countries" with laughing emoji
Reddit post from r/AskReddit (mobile app). u/Coolbeans_97 (5h). Title: "What are your thoughts on the BuyFromEU movement?", Award, Share buttons. AngroniusMaximus (5h, -24 votes): "Pretty useless considering how poor all you guys are. Maybe if you can get Americans in on it lol" Three-dot menu
YouTube comment (username redacted, 1 minute ago). Text: ""I'm from Sweden" .. who cares? I hate it when Europeans do that... Sweden is about the same size as California... it's enough to just say, "I'm from Europe"" Thumbs up, thumbs down, three-dot menu
YouTube comment thread. First comment (43 minutes ago): "Support from Italy, fight back!" Add a public reply (windmill avatar). Reply (pink 18 minutes ago): "LOL! No one cares about support from your third world country, which, for all intents and purposes, is owned by China. By the way, [redacted], if you were dropped into their neighborhood at night, with your skin color, you'd never be seen again. These people hate you." Three-dot menu
YouTube comment thread with Turkish-language interface ("Yanitla", "yanit"). First comment (username redacted): "Not surprised Europe still builds houses outta rocks and mud. Most those countries can't even afford real lumber like we got here. American wood is top quality they just don't have the money or the trees. That's why everything over there looks like it's from the 1500s." 1 yanit. Reply (username redacted): "Yeah totally. That's why those poor Europeans are stuck in their sad little stone houses that last 500 years while we get to rebuild ours every time a raccoon sneezes too hard near the siding. God bless American plywood."
TikTok/Instagram comment thread. "Comments" header. First (username redacted, 5w): "I just got back from Europe and there airports are crap." Reply. Second (tree avatar, username redacted, 4w): "What a weird thing to say. Europe is a continent made up of dozens of different nation all with very individual airports. Why do Americans think 'Europe' is a country?" Reply. Third (username redacted, 4w): "the 'counties' are the same size as a United States state. They are so disorganized that they refuse the speak the same language. Not one of them can compare to a United States city airport." Reply
Facebook post on mobile with Italian-language interface ("Mi piace", "Commenta", "Invia"). Page: "Italian And Proud" (vintage Italian logo avatar), 11h. Bold white text on red/pink background: "Since Italy is an American colony, why don't more Italians speak English?"
Reddit comment thread. keall230 (cartoon bear avatar, 54m): "Its all fun until you remember that these people vote." Three-dot menu, gift, Reply buttons. MR_MemeLord_ (anime boy avatar, 7m, "Suffer Maestro" flair): "lol dont worry, they are in Europe, Democracy is an illusion there" Three-dot menu, gift
Threads/Instagram post (username/avatar redacted, 13h, three-dot menu). Text: "Every American who goes to Europe on vacation and immediately loses 6-8 pounds wants to claim it's due to America's supposedly poorer food quality. My brother or sister in Christ, you are dehydrated."
X/Twitter thread. First tweet (FuckCars account, partially visible): ""Europe is more walkable because it was built before cars"" with two comparison photos of Toulouse, France - top from 1976 showing a square packed with parked cars, bottom from 2021 showing same square transformed into pedestrian-friendly green space with trees and walking paths. Reply: "no Europe is more walkable because it is Socialist and therefore poor. Europeans can't afford anything while Americans can. simple as that"
TikTok/Instagram comment with Finnish-language interface ("Vastaa", "Nayta kaannos"). 3 vko (3 weeks). Text: "the refrigerators in Europe are this small because Europeans, besides living in shoeboxes, don't have Walmart or real supermarkets where they can buy large, high-quality products. I'm an expat from Minnesota living in Zurich, and this is my daily nightmare. I cannot just drive my car to a proper supermarket because, besides being nonexistent, the socialist city government hates cars. It's like they want everyone to suffer, walking around with their little tote bags, buying just enough food for one meal like it's still the Middle Ages. Back home, we do things the right way: we drive our big, American trucks to our big, American stores and stock up like normal people. But here? Nope. Just overpriced little markets with tiny aisles and smaller portions. Honestly, I don't know how these people live like this. Every day, I miss America more."
Instagram/TikTok comment thread (mobile, NOVA carrier, 21:22). "Comments" header. View. First (username redacted, 10h): "Niggas pay 40% of their wages for this shit and still call it 'free'" Reply. View. Second (highlighted in cyan/blue border, skull avatar, username redacted, 10h): "if you're leg is broken in Europe - you're done" skull emoji "doctors aren't skilled enough and it Will never heal 100% so gl" Reply. View. Third (ANGER avatar, username redacted, 11h): "Gonna be fun watching the Americans come in" Reply. Emoji bar at bottom (laughing, flexed arm, clown, party hat, Iceland flag, Palestinian flag, goat, heart eyes)
X/Twitter thread with Portuguese-language interface ("Em resposta a", "Tweete sua resposta"). Mobile. First tweet (magnifying glass avatar): "Passenger rail transportation USA vs Europe. US needs to catch up, infrastructure is poor and expensive. Also if you want clean, this is a good start" with side-by-side maps showing US passenger rail network (sparse) vs European rail network (dense). Reply (man in polo/cap avatar): "Please show these maps to the same scale. Europe is about the size of Texas"
Facebook comment thread. First (username redacted, 7h): "Nah, Europe is just waaaaay smaller than the U.S. so it's a hell of a lot easier to tour in Europe. Traveling from one US state to another is further than traveling across Europe." Like, Reply. Second (username redacted, 6h): "i was about to say, the US is big, touring in Europe is like touring the east coast but with better public transport and more pubs." Like, Reply. Third (username redacted, 6h): "not even the east coast, its like touring Texas" with laughing emoji. Like, Reply. Fourth (username redacted, 6h): "people really don't understand how big the U.S. is unless they live here." Like, Reply
YouTube comment thread with Swedish-language interface ("Kommentera", "Lagg till ett svar", "Las mer", "for X manader sedan"). Video thumbnail: "Why I Think America Is The BEST Country In The WORLD". First (username redacted, for 6 manader sedan): ""the best country in the world" they had an election between Biden and Trump... Do I need to say more hahaha" Second (username redacted, "European people" tag partially visible, for 4 manader sedan, truncated with "Las mer"): "you're on an American made website (YouTube), you use American made social media, American made internet and you're" Third (username redacted, for 3 manader sedan): "It's funny when Europeans talk shit about American politics when they still have dictators." with three laughing emojis
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