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Scottish people X

11 posts

Tweet from Ross36: '£7 quid to see santa, waitied in the fucking queue for ages for a 2 minute meeting and a wee shitty toy, what a rip off, thank fuck i never brought the weans'

Scottish people X
Part 11

30 Nov 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from Liam Campbell: 'A told the polish cleaner in ma work "ya dobber" is scottish slang for please and hes been saying it tae everyone in the office today'

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Part 10: Insults

14 Oct 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from party ross anthem: 'Noticed there was a fly on our flight and it full on blew my mind. That lad has no clue that he's full on emigrated. Will never see any of his family or pals ever again'

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Part 9

18 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from paul smith: 'I was just getting on a bus there when the guy infront of me said to the driver Excuse me ! Do you go to Glasgow university ? And he said..... NAW MATE AM A BUS DRIVER'

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Part 8

11 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet: 'Cunt came to ma work the day to empty the toilets and look at the website and the regi plate on the truck hahahahaha' with photos showing plate JOB 88Y and Grant Henderson Tankers website www.wemovesh.it

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Part 7: "Cunt" part 2

11 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · English language · UK · ha ha

Tweet: 'Girls say they want a strong confident man but as soon as you tell them you'd leather fuck out their Dad and Brothers you're suddenly an arsehole with anger issues. Honestly can't win, ridiculous.'

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Part 6

9 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet: 'Guy came into my work today and was asked to fill in a form and it had a section on it "have you been known by any other names in the last five years". He obv didn't know what it meant and wrote "rab/big yin"'

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Part 5

9 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from Danny: 'Some birds just got on this bus and asked the driver "can I just sit anywhere" fuck me im crying'

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Part 4

7 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from Sean Delaney: 'Wits the fuckin point in sending christmas cards to cunts just opened one n glitter n fuckin confetti fell out all over the floor just come n shite on ma doorstep next time will be easier to clean up ya selfish bastard'

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Part 3: "Cunt" part 1

5 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · English language · UK · ha ha

Tweet from faye - 'in a bad place rn not mentally I just live in paisley'

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Part 2

3 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha

Tweet from montyyyy: 'Never understood why acts at festivals shout "are you ready" aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes'

Scottish people X
Part 1

1 Aug 2025 Scottish people X · UK · ha ha