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20 June 2025

Stuff Americans say
Jealous of US

Stuff Americans say

Tweet from @Ssssimen reading 'But even so, all Europeans want to live the American dream'

Twitter/X thread. Three tweets with username redacted. First (red): "Yes, but people in Denmark don't get to experience the privilege of living in the oldest and greatest country in the world (USA)." Second (orange): "Denmark is hundreds of years older than the US, it has better education and health benefits than the US to, so i would rather live there". Third (red): "Look, Tim, don't be mad because Denmark isn't even a country. More of a province really."

Twitter/X post (username redacted). Tweet: "The whole world hates America because our numbers are so good. 100 degrees - that's a really hot day. 100 MPH - that's really fast. $100 - that's a lot of money. They wish they could live like this." 15:38, 18 Jul 22.

Reddit post. ElectronicHeart-903 (8m). Title: "People who live in Canada, are you jealous of the United States?" Vote, Award

Reddit comment thread. Javohn123 (1d): "I'm practically used to foreigners hating us." 404_Name_Was_Taken (1d): "I'm practically used to hating us." Frosty_Mage (20h, -23 downvotes): "They just hate that they are stuck in some shithole of a country and can't live in America. So, through projection they claim to hate America when in reality they just hate their own country"

Facebook post. CNBC shared article: "These are the top 10 best and worst places to live in the world - and you won't find the U.S. on either list". Embedded graphic: "These are the top 5 best places to live in the world: 1. Vienna, Austria, 2. Copenhagen, Denmark, 3. Zurich, Switzerland, 4. Calgary, Canada, 5. Vancouver, Canada". Comment: "Last I checked, they all want to move to the US."

Facebook comment thread. Two comments with username redacted red. First (grey highlight, 13h): 'The shirt says "I love my guns and coffee"'. Second: "Can we limit the posts of people complaining about guns? Its really annoying how jealous people are of our freedom." with US flag emoji

Reddit post by u/EternalFlame4638. Title: 'A Map Of Nations When Asked The Question "Which Country Is The Largest Threat To World Peace?" From The 2013 Poll.' World map with country flags showing US flag across most nations. Comment by edisen (7m, highlighted): "They hate us cause they ain't us".

Reddit comment thread. Sprikedread (9h): "As a Norwegian, moving to the US would be an absolute downgrade in every way I can think of. America is not the best. Not even close." TheDynospectrum (-4, 9h): "and which of those countries have their flag on the moon? 0 of those bitches. so how many countries do have their flag on the moon? 1. america. and how many countries are 2-0 in world wars? 1. america. therefore america = the best place to live"

Instagram/Threads post. Post (username redacted, 2d): "Do you all realize that everybody wants what we have? We have it all here in America all of us. I appreciate every day I respect my country and I respect my president. They all want what we have thank you God." Reply (22h): "NZ and Australia here, we don't want anything you have. Cheers."

Facebook post. Shared from "Some funny jokes to make you smile". Embedded tweet: "do americans know that british teachers apologise if a video that we are watching is american". Source: DYKN.COM "13 Tweets Hot From Off the Server". Comment: "Do they tell you it would be in German if it wasn't for the USA"

Reddit comment thread. aastle (+2, 15m): "Not an immigrant, but a foreigner. There is a difference." Nathan_of_Ex_Machina (2m): "At least immigrants recognize the US as the best country in the world and want in. A foreigner is blissfully ignorant of how inferior their land is."

TikTok/Instagram comment thread. First (username redacted, 2h, Liked by creator): "Mans definitly not American". Reply (blue, 1h): "Nice try, but we all know you're jealous. You would jump on the first plane here, given the chance." Reply (blue, 1h): "lol no, I had to runaway from my country and didn't even consider the US. You guys don't have affordable health care, no free education, shit food..."

Instagram/TikTok comment with Dutch-language interface ("vind-ik-leuks", "Beantwoorden"). Comment (6u): "Name one country better than America"

Quora question. Bold text: "For a British person who has traveled to the United States, which technological advances impress you the most?" 47 follows. Answer, Follow, Request, More

Twitter/X thread. Top tweet by J (2d): listing countries that "rejected right-wing populism" (France, England, Germany, Canada, Australia) then "America ...dove head first into right-wing populism". Reply by William Makis MD (@MakisMD): "England, Australia, Germany are full Communist France, Canada are almost Communist. America is the last line of defense." Reply by ming (@5DloveandLight): "Everyone in those countries wants to move to America. That says it all right there."

Instagram/TikTok comment with German-language interface ("Gefallt 330 Mal", "Antworten"). Comment (username redacted, weeks ago): "We are not Americans? It's funny, but you would die to be here like lot of people, not a cool joke about Americans dude"

Reddit comment by GrouchyDimension1539 (6h, -2 downvotes). Long comment claiming freedom in the US is more real than in Europe, that every country wants to copy America and wants "our burgers, our products, our big shopping chains, our movies, our music, our health care, our oil and gas, and our military aid." Ends with: "we're the reason you're not speaking German across Europe. You're welcome. Please thank a Veteran this year."

Twitter/X post. Tolga Koseoglu (@TolgaDiscus, verified). Tweet: "I don't care. Whether you're a poor bastard from the 3rd world or a Nobel Prize winner, everyone wants to come to America, because it's the land of opportunity, freedom, justice and kindness. That's why it's called the American Dream and not the Chinese Dream or European Dream. Call me names. Threaten me, I don't give a fuck. You know I'm right." 01:33, 08/04/2025.

Reddit post from r/iamveryculinary by u/CourageKitten (1d). Title: 'American food is "the most toxic and unhealthy"'. Comment by CZall23: "Did you see that tweet where someone tried to claim that Americans having to eat their own cheese was punishment enough?" Reply by Pitiful-Pension-6535: "France wishes they had Wisconsin cheese". Reply by Rydeeee: "Wtf? Are you trying to get on r/shitamericanssay?"

$Reddit comment thread from r/worldnews, sorted by CONTROVERSIAL. Debate about US vs India healthcare. Key exchanges: "The US has absolutely nothing to learn from India" (-55 points). "I'm Indian and I just got treated for a hairline fracture for FREE at a government hospital". "most people on this planet would rather lapse into a coma and go one million in debt than fucking live in India". "I'm about to lapse into a coma right now, seeing how India is more forward thinking with healthcare than the goddamn US"$

YouTube comment thread. Three comments with username redacted. First (1 year ago): "as an american who's been traveling through europe, most people don't HATE americans but they do look down on us". Second: "They're jealous, that's why. They can't stand that were the superior country". Third (edited): "this is why they don't like us. We are so arrogant, and we have no reason to be. Look at any ranking on human development index, healthcare, education," Read more

Twitter/X post. poppy (@imnotpopbase, verified). Tweet: "Most people would live in America if they had the chance. And people who don't live in America are jealous of Americans." Photo of Kim Kardashian sitting on white couch in dark purple outfit. 16:57, 09 Sept 24. 3,147 Quotes

Reddit comment with German-language interface ("Antworten"). Character_Minute7502 (25 min, downvoted): "Are there UK people in here bragging? The only banter from y'all is saying Americans are dumb and fat...you're just jealous cause you get room temperature drinks with no ice."

Instagram/TikTok comment with German-language interface ("Gefallt 51 Mal", "Antworten"). Comment (username redacted, 9 Std.): "Yall just jealous because we have freedom of speech and the 2nd amendment and you dont"

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