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13 June 2025

Stuff Americans say
US is best part 2: One person clears it all up

Stuff Americans say

A cowboy on horseback galloping through the surf on a beach, holding a large American flag

Mobile app screenshot (18: header, dark mode). Single continuous YouTube comment (username redacted, 16 hours ago) replying to "European people". Page 1 of 6. Text begins: "You're on an American made website (YouTube), you use American made social media, American made internet and you're probably using an American made phone (Apple) unless you're using a laptop or computer which was also American made. Your country listens to American music, follows American trends, culture and celebrities, copies how Americans dress and American slang, American abbreviations like 'Lol' 'Lmao' 'omw' and you wear American made clothes, always copying American style The highlight of non American youths (probably whole life) is when Americans artists, American concerts and festivals come to perform in other countries. I know you hate to admit it but the world knows how much America has carried humanity. IN ONLY 244 YEARS AMERICANS HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. 1.) became our planets world power. 2.) landed on the moon and lead humanity in space travel science and technological advances. 3.) Americans invented." Then cites "Inventions by Country 2023" from worldpopulationreview listing US inventions including personal computers, lasers, mobile phones, video games, the internet, hearing aids, etc.

Page 2 of 6. Continues US inventions list (micro-ovens, steamboats, submarines, refrigerators, telegraphs, dishwashers, vacuum cleaners, cash registers, electric cookers, electronic TV, credit cards, air conditioners). Then "top ten most inventive countries" list: 1. The United States, 2. Japan, 3. South Korea, 4. Germany, 5. Taiwan, 6. China, 7. France, 8. United Kingdom, 9. Canada, 10. India (Source: worldpopulationreview). Then begins Nobel Prizes section explaining the prize's history and Alfred Nobel's instructions

Page 3 of 6. Continues Nobel Prize section with full history of the award. Lists top 10 countries by Nobel Prize winners: 1. United States - 400, 2. United Kingdom - 137, 3. Germany - 111, 4. France - 71, 5. Russia - 32, 6. Sweden - 32, 7. Japan - 29, 8. Canada - 28, 9. Switzerland - 27, 10. Netherlands - 22 (Source: worldpopulationreview). Then begins "Countries With The Best Education System In The World 2023: Top 17" - 1. United States, 2. United Kingdom, 3. Canada

Page 4 of 6. Continues education list: 4. Germany through 17. South Korea (Source: bscholarly). Then the personal rant resumes: "We built America from the ground up and accomplished all of this in only 244 years. We took the world out of the dark ages and we are literally the reason humanity is so modern. Every other country in the world hasn't accomplished shit there's no comparison when it comes to America and the world knows that, that's why they wish they could live with us. I don't know why European people feel the need to impress us Americans or try and prove themselves to us or try so hard to make themselves noticed by us Americans or try to make themselves feel better by trying to downplay humanities greatest nation... Americans are obviously elite in everything that we do. You guys don't realize how embarrassing you are to Americans. Americans laugh when little European people try and call americans stupid knowing americans literally are the"

Page 5 of 6. Continues: "reason why the world has advanced. Now imagine life before America existed? You're welcome. Americans carry humanity so how you gonna hate from outside of the club? YOU CANT EVEN GET IN" with laughing and US flag emojis. "I'm just glad my ancestors moved to 'the new world' and I'm not still stuck in Europe because I can't blame you guys. I'd be mad and probably hate on Americans too knowing I got left behind and could've been born in America instead." Then: "I know you hate to hear it but we all know Europe youth secretly wishes they lived in America so they could go to Travis Scott shows and experience 'the American dream...' like the rest of the world does. So yeah Europeans, you definitely do copy us lol, like the rest of the world does, it's funny you all 'hate' Americans until you meet one then you're all asking us all about America and what it's like to live here complimenting us non stop lol. (by the way that was so wild that some of you say Americans copy the Europe? copy WHAT exactly? Gross haha gross haha never! You guys are like a lame weird boring wannabe version of us. Americans been trendsetters but"

Page 6 of 6. Continues: "you already knew that lol. We also think of those corny ass wannabe gangsters you guys have in the Europe who TRY to copy American rap and throw up American gang signs." Then: "Like boy sit yo crumpet eating, king and queen having, European accent having ass down you ain't no blood there's nothing funnier than seeing videos of European wannabes with European accents throwing up American gang signs trying to act like he's from LA and even wearing Lakers jerseys lol see? Even your lame ass rappers and wannabe gangsters straight up copy us too. Corny asses I wish you could see yourselves through our eyes." with sick and laughing emojis. Thumbs up/down buttons at bottom

Source

Reddit | ShitAmericansSay | “You’re on an American website (YouTube), you use American made social media, American made internet, probably on an American made phone”

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