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7 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 4

Scottish people X

Tweet from Danny: 'Some birds just got on this bus and asked the driver "can I just sit anywhere" fuck me im crying'

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The Daily Gael @DailyGael tweet - If there is one great tragedy coming out of this election it's that Scotland is gaining a reputation for being sensible and responsible. Our hard won reputation as full throttle mad bastards is being tarnished on a global stage

CLAIRE @ClaireMackay19 tweet (23 Feb 2019) - My wee granda has dementia so he is only allowed 3 cans of beer on a Saturday he asked me for more and when I told him no his reply was no wonder your fucking single.

charlie (handle obscured) quote tweet of Matthew Townsley @_townsleyy who said that wee voice in ur head ur using to read this doesnt get any louder, how mentals that. Charlie replies - dno wits wrang wae u or how stoned u r but ur a fuckin dafty sittin makin me try tae shout in ma own heed (duplicate of part 1 image 15, different crop)

annie @annie_earleyx tweet - Can't stand when my mum shouts me for dinner then 7 seconds later shouts me again?? AV not got fuckin dementia gees a minute

Twitter thread - cleo @cleogabrielle tweets are you 22 or 12 get oot my mentions you absolute roaster. Reply from Mark - Cheek to call anycunt a roaster ya humming goth sitting in ur gaff scunnered aboot somecunt using the word chinky like uv never used it before ya easily offended mutant stick to heedbutting walls ya slip knot season ticket holder

Meme - COVID screens for kids in Glenrothes when they go back to school... Poor fuckers will think they are visiting their dad. Photo of school desks with perspex dividers resembling prison visiting booths

AJ @masiavelli tweet (23/05/2018) - Heavy weird that a lot of Americans love screaming about how aborting an unborn foetus is murder of the highest degree but as soon as it's fresh oot the womb it's fair game fur getting its wee skull blasted tae bits wae an AR-15 cause that's what FREEDOM is aw aboot, yeehaw.

Boyle @Boyle_67 tweet - Gaffer dropped me off from work at the same time ma maw is coming out her motor she's shouting hope he's no been giving you any cheek Martin...he's no been fucking baby sitting me Linda am a grown adult coming hame from work. Noo get ma chicken dinosaurs on

Facebook post (handle obscured, display name Mad Tits) - am actually fed up ae the school phonin me n tellin me when ma weans dae somethin wrang. when they're at school the teachers are in charge so why ye phonin me? dae a phone you evenins n weekends n moan at you when the weans are dain ma heid in? naw a dont. you'll honestly no meet a lazier bastard than a teacher. if you cannae handle somethin as simple as ma son bein on the school roof throwin petrol bombs in the playground then maybe ye shouldnae be a teacher!

Gordon Guthrie @gordonguthrie tweet - English is such a shite and parochial language that it doesn't have a word for the key unit of comparison for micro-satellites and space hardware unlike Scots. Photo of newspaper article about Scottish satellite Unicorn-1 described as the size of a can of Irn-Bru, with Unicorn-2 the size of a bottle of Irn-Bru

Jen @JenG1210 quote tweet - Make a change from rattling your sisters arse. Quoting Steve @SteveTheBhoy81 who said i would love to rattle some rangers fans jaws

Lum Wulson @Liamwilson999 tweet - Smoking a fag n this school group walked by coughing on purpose aye that's smashing patter pal wait few years you'll be taking ket for fun

Gareth Kirkwood @Gareth_1874 tweet - Absolutely fucking howlin. Screenshot of a group chat called sxy gym se1fies. Niall Anderson posted a family group photo at what looks like a christening. Reply from someone - Some set eh legs on that bairn

James Brown @Jamesbrown_94 tweet - Woke up tae the shout of ma da offering ma maw a hob nob she refused it then he said wit about ma nob. Then there was a silence n am scared to go doonstairs

Billy @McCondichieB tweet - Bastards. Screenshot of Twitter DM conversation with Premier Inn. Billy asks Do you provide condoms in your hotel rooms? Premier Inn replies Afraid not Billy! We do have tea and coffee though, Kristy. Billy responds Yeah hold on I'll just fucking wrap my cock in a mug of hot roasting coffee, great idea

Emma @emmaahelyerr tweet (13 Sep 2017) - Seen a boy in Asda with a bunch of flowers and a woman said aw whos the lucky girl and he legit turned roond and was like ma grans deed.

moth dad @innesmck tweet - fuck whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them. Photo of a Scottish 10 pound note featuring otters

Darrell McInally @darrelldavidm tweet - Caught the wee man putting the wee seeds off a McDonald's burger roll in his pocket and he says he was gonny take them home and grow burgers oot the back

Limmy @DaftLimmy tweet (22 Jan 21) - There are Americans who think the Scottish accent is strange or funny. This is how Americans say the word mirror... Meer.

Crow @CrowSNP tweet (19 May 18) - When I was a kid, mum used to send me to the shops with 50p. I could come home with a chicken, 2 pints of milk, 6 eggs, 2 packs of bacon and a comic book. You can't do that nowadays though because of that fucking CCTV.

Cesca Burns @Cesca115 tweet (16/12/2016) - realised how shite bein a girl is, spent half my life on a diet, bleeding or crying whilst boys just helicopter their nobs n call us psychos

jam @JamieClay_ tweet - do american mcdonalds have bouncers too or are we just animals

Tweet (handle obscured, 28/01/2016) - my brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate

Tweet (handle obscured) - If u see somecunt in the cinema buy popcorn, nachos n a juice theyre a drug dealer. No other explanation for that sort eh disposable income

Robert Borthwick @RFBorthwick quote tweet - Fuckin hell it's massive. Quoting STV News @STVNews - Bank of Scotland's new 20 pound note featuring an image of the Forth Bridge with the Queensferry Crossing has entered circulation. Photo shows two people holding the oversized note

FlannyTM @LiamFlannigan1 tweet - Knew a boy that got caught smoking at school and denied it so the teacher asked to smell his fingers so he went smell yer maw as the teacher smelled his fingers. It was beautiful

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