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3 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 2

Scottish people X

Tweet from faye - 'in a bad place rn not mentally I just live in paisley'

jayde davidson @jayde96x tweet (29/01/2018) - Pfffffft what'd a do to deserve him, he's so romantic, keeper x. Screenshot of WhatsApp conversation with Jordan who sent We doing anything for Valentine's Day or u wanty just sit in and shag

Mark McAuley @GaryGrillman tweet - state ae this, trying to communicate with ma dad is a fuckin task. Screenshot of iMessage with Dad asking what time the flight to Portugal is, Dad replies 5.2.7, son asks 06:55?, Dad just replies I

Facebook Marketplace listing - dog rug (snoopy), 100 pounds, Dundee. Had our dog turned in to a rug when he died. Treasured family pet. Has to be sold as new dog keeps trying to hump it. Lookin for 100 pound ono. Very cosy and unusual piece x. Photo shows a dog-shaped rug spread flat on the floor

a a dril @demarionunn tweet - yeah being told i love you is good but have you ever been called big man by the guy serving your kebab?

Veronica McCluskey @veronicamcc95 tweet with screenshot - Was out walkin Dexter n some burd stopped n went oh aren't you just gorgeous to which a replied aww thank you n she was like I was talking to your dog AYE anno ye wur, a was saying thanks on behalf of him cause he canny speak yit ya fuckin space slice

Neve Palmer @neveepalmer tweet - Tell ur maw u like one dinner n she makes u it every night for the rest of the year x

Meme - That's a challenging wank. Screenshot of Sky TV guide showing The Funeral Of Queen Elizabeth II broadcast on every adult channel including Television X, Adult Channel, Xpanded TV, babes&brazzers, Babenation, Get Lucky TV, XXXpublicpikups, TVX 40+

Sean @sdel6795 tweet - Wit is it wae burds at festivals asking tae get on yer shoulders wit the fuck am 5 ft 7, a sit on ma phone when am in the gym n am hawdin 2 6 pound pints a pish that a intend on drinking every single drop of. Get tae fuck bring stilts next time ya cunt

joe heenan @joeheenan tweet (23 Nov 20) - There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it and my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him and his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! Reply from Richard Telford @richtelford with a saluting GIF

Stephen Harley Facebook post - Shop owner in paisley chased a guy who stole 4 cans from his shop, caught him right in front of my car, they had a little argument and the owner said give me back my 4 cans, the junkie replied i'll give you three? He accepted and they parted ways, cannot believe he haggled way him after stealing hahahah.

lornamcavoy @lornamcavoy tweet - According to my mother, the sunset in Glasgow was utterly brilliant last night. Here's her photographic evidence of the event. Photo shows just a garage with no sunset visible at all

Facebook post sharing a Mirror article - Woman accused of snorting a dead mum's ashes at house party. Comment from Liam MacGregor - How much she snort?! Half a gran?

Marc Jennings Facebook post from Clydebank - If there was ever a picture to sum up Scotland in March it's ma da out the back garden soaking up some rays while there's still a big pile of snow next to him. Photo shows a man sitting in a garden chair on grass with a large mound of snow beside him

CAV @cavaandaviid tweet - Mad that In Scotland when you get to 21 you've been boozing for about 7 year n canny hack it anymore and in America they are just starting they're boozing adventures

@thommybhoy @eirebhoy tweet - Whoever drops the fiver first loses winner keeps fiver! When you want to watch the fitba in peace. Photo of two children pressing a five pound note against a wall with their foreheads

Adam Tranter @adamtranter tweet to @chrishoy - Hi Chris, when I grow up I'd like to have a train named after me too. Any tips? (Can't involve cycling fast). Photo of train named Sir Chris Hoy, Britain's Fastest, Triple Olympic Gold Medallist Beijing 2008. Chris Hoy @chrishoy replies - I thought you already did? with photo of a Virgin train

Fitzgeraldinho @Fitzy_07 tweet - I laughed at this more than I should... Racists really are fuck wits. Photo of graffiti on a metal post with a badly drawn swastika and the word Hitler, captioned How do I draw a swastika? Fuck it. I'll just write Hitler. They'll get the point

Daniel Roan @DRoantree tweet (27 May 19) - More good election news; Someone in Scotland wrote WANK beside every party on their ballot, other than the Green Party, beside which was written not wank. According to Scottish Law that indicates Clear preference and the vote got counted hahahahaha

Poppy Smith @_Poppy_Smith_ tweet (29 Nov 17) - I've just witnessed a 4 y/o hide from her mum behind bus seats and then jumped out and gave a junkie a fright by accident to which he screamed fuck of yah spooky midget and it's safe to say I laughed so hard a little pee almost came out. Reply from cleo @cleogabrielle - spooky midget

will @wrhighfield quote tweet - how far do u reckon he could boot her. Quoting Travis @travislylesnews - The world's tallest man hung out with the world's shortest woman on Friday and the photos are fantastic (via AP). Photos of them together at the Egyptian pyramids.

Tweet (handle obscured) - if yer man enjoys a wee finger up the bum during a sookie. U dont cast that stuff up, in front of his mum, just cos ur losing at monopoly

Gregor Ford @GregorJFord tweet - Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride! Screenshot of Facebook Marketplace chat. Buyer asks about a 25 pound golf putter, seller offers it for 20 pounds. Buyer then accidentally sends a message meant for his pal saying am goiny meet some geezer for a new putter, wanty come with me and we'll just do him in and take it off him lol. Then says Shit that was meant for ma pal, But its not about you, Where do u live

Craig Burns @craig40burns tweet - Plasterers must be heavy good at butterin their toast man

Declan Hamilton @67Hammy tweet (7 Jul 2017) - If drinking cocktails makes you any less of a man then chop it aff and call me sandra coz a love them.

Tweet from @rab_1874 (20/05/2018) - Maws new bf is staying over tonight. Just done a shite with the door open so he knows who's boss around these parts

Darren Jackson @xJackooo_new tweet - Tried a new approach oan the auld tinder. Screenshot of Tinder conversation with Allie, matched 05/11/2017. He asks Are you a single mum? She replies Nooooooooo. He responds Dae ye wanty be

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