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9 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 5

Scottish people X

Tweet: 'Guy came into my work today and was asked to fill in a form and it had a section on it "have you been known by any other names in the last five years". He obv didn't know what it meant and wrote "rab/big yin"'

Boyle @Boyle_67 tweet - It's to be 29 degrees on Thursday possibly even 30 degrees if you aren't familiar with Scottish weather that's like somebody has dropped the actual fucking sun on us. We aren't built for this we have gingers who will die.

Three-panel photo collage - Getting ready to welcome Donald Trump to Scotland. Someone has added stickers to Trump International Golf Links Scotland sign reading Epstein Island and Twinned with Epstein Island. Caption: This wins today's internet. The decision is final

L @MsLMG79 quote tweet - The first two are a Scottish person looking for their Vauxhall. Quoting Emma Sachs @emjsachs who posted an Olympic swimming scoreboard showing lane 1 CANNY, lane 2 SEEMANOVA - reading as Canny See Ma Nova

Shutts @Shuttsapalooza tweet - Bumped into an old boy from the pub there, he was moaning about the prices going up and said he's charging disco prices on a Wednesday afternoon. Disco prices, just a stunning bit of phrasing.. that I'll now be using for the foreseeable

Screenshot collage - Text conversation with Amazon delivery driver Stephen who can't deliver a parcel. Recipient says stick the parcel in the glass recycle bin at the end of my driveway with 86 on it. Driver later texts Parcels in the Bucky bin. Photos show an Amazon parcel sitting in a blue recycling bin full of Buckfast bottles

Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant tweet (09 Feb 22) - I love how at some point in Scotland, someone looked at a roll and went This is nice, but what if it was burnt to absolute fuck? And the well-fired roll was born. Photos of packaged Well Fired Scotch Rolls from The Scottish Bakery and a cross-section showing the blackened exterior

SUPERNOVA @NoamDar Facebook post (03/06/2017) - When i see a police dug I deliberately act pure suspicious hopin to get inspected by Sgt. Good Doggy actual gies a wee cuddle Officer Fluffy.

fucsake @begorabejaysus tweet (Dec 21, 2021) - Margaret Thatcher would've been 96 this Christmas... But she's dead. Merry Christmas everybody

Sarah @_xSarahKelly tweet (3/28/18) - lassie on this bus smells unreal but i canny ask her what perfume she's got on cos I'm looking extra gay today and she'll think I'm flirting and quite frankly I canny be arsed wae the hassle at half 6 in the morning.

Connor @ronnoclligam quote tweet - We literally invented everything from the TV to chicken tikka masala but inventing shagging is by far our greatest achievement. Quoting UberFacts - Sex was invented by prehistoric fish in what is now Scotland 385 million years ago

Adam @AdamHenry9 quote tweet (08/06/2018) - that's next weekends plans out the window fucking hell. Quoting Popular Science @PopSci - Warning: Do NOT get into a breath-holding contest with a naked mole rat. Photo of naked mole rats

Joe Moorhead @JoeMoorhead_98 Facebook post - See when ur in bed and ask someone to close ur door and they leave it that wee bit open nd u question why they got rid of the death penalty.

DT @dov97 tweet (22 Mar 2017) - Why do we say Sean like shon but we dinny say bean like bon. Shared on Facebook

MaxCurrie @currie_max tweet - My dad said he was that poor as a wee boy his family used to open the windeez and the birds would throw the breed in.

Noam Dar @NoamDar tweet (13 Dec 2016) - Imagine yer job was employing service dogs & u had to fire one, pure heartbroken saying best of luck in yer future endeavours Baxter mate. 177 Facebook reactions

Ronnie @ronnie_mackay quote tweet - Me looking round the table at christmas dinner. Quoting McQueer @ChrisMcQueer - Mental how I could batter every single one of u

Newspaper personal ad from Stephanie to Daniel - 2 my amazing man daniel, am so glad u 4gave me wen a fuked ur mate bully wae the wee wully haha n glad wee can b a family n am glad u 4got & 4gave me after fuking about when u where in prison and I promise If you get the jail again I promise I will do my hardest not to sleep around even though I have a high sex life, love u my babes forever & ever love Stephanie xx

gems @gemmahaywardd tweet with LADbible article about People Divided Over Real Name Of Game Where You Knock On Someone's Door And Run Away - never felt the disgust in my life of being scottish n calling it chappy but having my english boyfriend reveal he calls is KNICKY KNOCKY NINE DOORS what in the charles dickens shite is that

Goudie @Goudie15 tweet - Some of the cunts that try to get a rise out me on this have to realise ad rather put ma dick in a toaster than argue wae a cunt on the internet

Meme - English lad talking to Scottish girl at a nightclub. Oh, you're Scottish? Yeah, I love the Scotch people, great laugh, sweaty socks, haha, have you been to Edinburgh? I've got a mate there, name's Davie Adams, do you know him? He's got brown hair. Och aye the noo, hahaha, only joking love, I'm not a weirdo, I'm a footballer, well I had a trial with Hull a few years back, knee injury, fucked it for me, fandabidozi, haha, short woman dressed as a schoolboy, that was fucking weird, wasn't it, haha, only joking, I love you Scotch people, can you say I dinnae ken haha, square sausage, mental, hahaha

Carla @carlachayes tweet - Guy came into my work today and was asked to fill in a form and it had a section on it have you been known by any other names in the last five years. He obv didn't know what it meant and wrote rab/big yin

Mel @Melfyx quote tweet - When a was younger ma maw had grounded me so a took the tele remotes to school with me. Quoting Kenny @67ONeill - How petty are you?

sam harvey @SamHarvey_98 tweet (09/03/2017) - Mad when someone holds like 3 doors in a row for ya n you've gotta change up your way of thanking them each time. Thanks, cheers, nice one.

@J_Bhoy tweet - Boy fae the works maw fired a can of dragon soup in wae his piece thinking it was an energy drink. Photo of a hand holding a can of Dragon Soop (7.5% ABV)

Josh @josh_smithh1 tweet (28 Mar 2017) with screenshot of text messages - Hahahaha brutal man. Messages read: I winched a bird in garage and she was bangin and I got her number / So I texted it the next day / And it said thanks for donating 5 pounds to Dogs Trust. Reply: Hahahahahahahahhahahahha.

Sherri @sherri_lonie tweet - Just heard a woman say Alexa put the umbrella down in a shop n it took me so much longer than it should have to realise she was talking to a wain and not an Amazon echo

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