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30 November 2025

Scottish people X
Part 11

Scottish people X

Tweet from Ross36: '£7 quid to see santa, waitied in the fucking queue for ages for a 2 minute meeting and a wee shitty toy, what a rip off, thank fuck i never brought the weans'

TheFatConsoler @TheFatConsol3R tweet - My son is terrified of the Loch Ness Monster rn. Absolutely terrified. Keeps asking me questions about it, can it get out of the loch, is the loch far away etc. No idea where he even heard about it. I told him it can drive and could be in our town in about 20mins. Eats wee boys.

Declan McLean @declanmclean tweet - My French flatmate who is learning English sent me this message today. Screenshot of WhatsApp message: "Hey my friend" / "What means Yer aff yer heid"

chris @__chrisoneil tweet - private school kids on the train do my nut in, get that hockey bag out ma face sebastian

Barry @bazc1982 quote tweet of Inna Sovsun @InnaSovsun who said "For anyone asking me 'Maybe you should give up Crimea and Donbas in exchange for peace?' Before asking this question, name me the specific region in your country you would be willing to give up if Putin started bombing your cities." Barry replies: Harthill Larkhall Armadale Whitburn

Meg Corrigan @_megcorrigan tweet - Bein a lesbo is pish. A tell a girl shes bangin nd ye get "comin from u" lit nah am no sayin tht tae be yer pal am sayin it tae shag ye x

Brogan @broganpaget tweet - some junkie just came upto me at the traffic lights and put his arm through my car window and touched my shoulder saying 'tig'

Tweet thread. Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums: So what do all Welsh & Scottish fans do with their Colombia shirts now? Reply by Robbie Graham Music @djrobbiegraham: Still got the receipt mate, off to get my sweden shirt. 03/07/2018.

LADbible Facebook post - It beat off some incredible competition. Article: Scotland Has Been Named The Most Beautiful Country In The World. 2.1k reactions. Comment by Donal Og O Scollaigh: Whoever voted in this must have never actually visited Scotland. Reply by Scottish Patter (circled in red): Your name looks lit someone heedered a keyboard

On This Day In The Future Facebook post - On this day in 2021 - The Scottish government has told children not to go trick or treating this Halloween "because it's called GUISING you little shits!" Deputy First Minister John Swinney added, "And stop all this American pumpkin lantern pish and get yer lazy bastard of a Da to carve you an f'ing neep!" Photo of children trick-or-treating at a door

Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ tweet - Know how burds posts pics of their maw saying how stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain that with their da's hahaha

Aaron Byron @Byron9810 tweet - Got told the day that Piers Morgan looks like the wee pigeon lassie in home alone 2 and I canni unsee it. Side-by-side photos comparing Piers Morgan to the Pigeon Lady (Brenda Fricker) from Home Alone 2

Meme - Greta Thunberg after a week in Scotland. Photo of a young person in winter clothing with a cigarette in their mouth holding a bottle of Buckfast

Ross Sayers @Sayers33 tweet - Scottish people truly, deeply, in our very souls, do not believe we will get two sunny days in a row. Every sunny day must be treated like it will be the last for a generation

@Alex_and_der_ tweet - Scottish tweet: a went tae the shops. Americans: followed by a GIF of a confused-looking blonde woman

Tweet (handle blacked out) - Mental how ye can spend GBP80-GBP100 a gram an think nothin ae dishin the lines oot tae yer pals aw night, but a GBP7 bottle ae tonic is locked down tighter than an Amish chastity belt. 16/03/2018

Flanny @LiamFlannigan1 tweet - Some junkie walking about Glasgow downing a bottle of Bucky shouting "I'm tonic the fucking seshhog" I've never been more proud to be Scottish. 9 Feb 2018.

Limmy @DaftLimmy tweet - As much as I agree with criticising Theresa May, mocking her for crying is something I won't do, and I don't think you should either. It's important that we don't lose our own humanity when we something something hahahaha fuck off. 24 May 19.

Padd_y @PaddyRS07 tweet - when Corona Virus really hits Scotland the whole country's gunna be on.. Satellite map image showing Loch Doon (lockdown pun)

Nicki @AwkwardAndOdd tweet - You don't know what fun is until you've witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming "A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt" while angrily circling a hairbrush that's been dropped on the floor...

brandon @b7andonnn tweet - pov: you are margaret thatcher. Photo taken from inside a wooden coffin looking up at the lid, with legs and shoes visible

hark @chibbed tweet - They announced the pilot's name over the intercom n a mad junkie next to me went aww fuck off av had him before a swear he's a shite driver

Lisa @LisaWaddell29 tweet - Why do english folk jump on the fuckin 'i can't even read this' band wagon every time a scottish person tweets anything man could tweet suhn in perfect English n still get it fuck off bunch eh weird cunts no one likes you x. 19/12/2018

shando @soopdug tweet (retweeted by mais) - Dinny care if this vaccine makes is grow a third leg just means al be able to walk to the pubs faster <333. 02/12/2020.

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