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14 October 2025

Scottish people X
Part 10: Insults

Scottish people X

Tweet from Liam Campbell: 'A told the polish cleaner in ma work "ya dobber" is scottish slang for please and hes been saying it tae everyone in the office today'

Berwick Rangers @OfficialBRFC tweet - Ugly scenes in the dugout as Cowdenbeath's manager has just told Johnny Harvey to "take his face for a sh*te" #BRFC. 09/03/2019

Daniel Nally @Danielnally_ tweet - Harry potter wit a lot a pish goes tae school for 6 year n not once does he get slagged for being a specky cunt. 15/09/2017

iMessage screenshot with contact Mum. Sender: "Shut the fuck up" / "I'm not sitting 10 under the speed limit like you, you fkn neep". Mum: "I'm your mother you little fucker" / "Be nicer" / "Bawbag". Sender: smiley face. Mum: "Ill gob in your pizza. You won't know where". Sender: "I've shagged in your bed". Mum: "I've shagged in yours" / "You fucking neep"

Tweet - Scottish people, you're a gift to the Earth. Photo of a TV news broadcast from Trump's Turnberry golf course showing a protester holding a handwritten sign reading "yer Maw was an IMMIGRANT ye Nugget" with a female reporter in the foreground. 14 Jul 2018

Stephen Burnett @SuperStevoe tweet thread with Lothian Buses @on_lothianbuses. Stephen: "Hey @on_lothianbuses one of your drivers called me a fanny last night." Lothian Buses: "Sorry to hear that Stephen. If you can tell me which bus this was on, I can report this for you." Stephen replies: "Nah it's sound, I was being a fanny."

Trump @realDonaldTrump tweet - Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games! Followed by a thread of Scottish reply insults including "Oi, buttplug face, Scotland are pro-EU", "you touped fucktrumpet", "you utter cockwomble. Go take a swim in the Firth of Clyde", "you mangled apricot hellbeast", "YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!", "you incompressible jizztrumpet", "you ignorant fuckmuppet", and "you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon"

Nick @nicklibertine tweet - Imagine having access to Barack Obama's twitter account and NOT sending a DM to Donald Trump calling him a wee fanny. Jul 15, 2020.

Liam Campbell @LiamCampbell_1 tweet - A told the polish cleaner in ma work 'ya dobber' is scottish slang for please and hes been saying it tae everyone in the office today. 12/12/2016. Follow-up: 'Can I get in there ya dobber' just said at to the Site Manager to clean under his desk hahahahaha

Tweet thread. Devin Sena @DevinSenaUI: Pride is a sin. Watching porn is a sin. Sex outside of a marriage is a sin. Sex with the same gender is a sin. No room for Biblical debate on this exists. God's ways are the best ways. Reply by Paul B Lyons @plyons45: Yer maw loves the boaby ya clown shoe. 12/06/2019.

Calum Paton @calum_paton tweet - lassie ID'd me at tesco and said "is this you or your twin brother" if he was ma twin he'd be the same age as me ya badger

Facebook post (name blacked out) from Bankfoot - According to my daughter, a t-shirt and only a t-shirt, is suitable attire to go out in...so I'm away out too! it's not a dress ya wee bam!! Two photos: daughter wearing oversized Adidas t-shirt as a dress holding vodka, and her dad copying the look in a black Adidas t-shirt with bare legs holding matching vodka in the garden

Tweet thread. @cleogabrielle: are you 22 or 12 get oot my mentions you absolute roaster. Reply by Mark: Cheek to call anycunt a roaster ya humming goth sitting in ur gaff scunnered aboot somecunt using the word chinky like uv never used it before ya easily offended mutant stick to heedbutting walls ya slip knot season ticket holder

John Niven HQ @estellecostanza quote tweet of Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage who said "I will be posting a new video on the Trump legacy later today." Reply: Can you post it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it, you frog faced Nazi cum rag? 20/01/2021.

Marlene Robertson @marlene4719 tweet - Lol I love how Scotland doesn't mince words. Photo of a protest rally in George Square Glasgow with a man holding a large cardboard sign reading "FUCK OFF!! YOU TINY-HANDED ORANGE-FACED CUNT!" with other anti-Trump protest signs visible

Marc Findlay @MarcFindlay98 tweet replying to Fashion Stylist @styledbyrati who asked "What's the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble for at school?" - Full maths class decided tae play first one to stand up when the bell rings is gay, this resulted on being 20 minutes late for the next class the head teacher and 2 deputy heads coming up and a letter sent home tae ma maw

Meiks @RFC__72 tweet - Casper Kent watches the porn wae the blurred oot fannys. 2 Sep 2019. Follow-up: He's blocked me on Instagram. Gordo @Gordough_ replies: Unreal patter

MarkRants @markrantss tweet - Mental how goths think calling some cunt a ned is offensive I'd much rather be cutting aboot in a lacoste trackie than a fucking batman suit ya vampire. 03/07/2020

Reddit screenshot. Post: "She's no the clown in this situation". Comment: "Why are you pretending to be Scottish". Reply: "Fuck man, you've got me. My deep cover of being born in Scotland, married to a Scottish woman, owning property in Scotland, having two degrees from two separate Scottish universities and living in Edinburgh my entire adult life wasn't enough to fool you. Mind posting your Paypal? Just so I can send you GBP25 to buy a Columbo box set and ram it right up yer own arse you fucking melt"

seal of approval @thepilgrim1912 tweet - Said to the bird at the bus stop, when's it due. She said I'm not pregnant ya arsehole. A said, a was talking about the bus ya fat cow

Kim @kp_x_ tweet - No a fan of people making up swear words. Cock goblin, wank puffin...aw a bit Tory. Can ye no just call someone a cunt n be done with it? 21 Jul 18.

andrew barnsley @AndrewBarnsley5 tweet - See if your fae Scotland and you use the words "pen ting, fam" or anything like that wannabe London "roadman" talk and yer being serious. you're a fuckin roaster of the highest order and deserved to be leathered. 10 Apr 19

Tweet thread. Liam @TanookiLiam replying to @NicolaSturgeon and @RangersFC: Why are the police not arresting and dispersing the crowd? Reply by @RFC1872II: Why you a specky mongo.

Facebook post - feeling amused at Alba Scotland. Photo of an older woman at a protest holding a handwritten sign reading "TRUMP MAY YER ARSE BREAK OUT IN BOILS YA SCUNNER" with other protesters and a "No Trump" sign visible behind her

Facebook post and comments. Post: Here such a wired pointless tweet but a "mars bar" has never ever said "mars bar" on it so why do we say "mars bar"? We say "a twix" or "a areo" or "a flake" etc but no one ever says "a mars" a dono but it hurts ma noggin. 3.1K reactions. Comment: Because the word Mars is associated with the planet and not the chocolate bar. So you have to add the bar to specify what you mean. Reply: So if I ask ma wife to go to the shop and get me a 'Mars' then there's a chance she might no get what I mean and come back carrying a planet in her Tesco carrier bag? Away ye go ya moonfruit.

Facebook post - Ma son won a bumbag aff his irn bru bottle n this came with it. Photo of an orange IRN-BRU BRU-NANZA! flyer reading: You lucky fanny you! Get in! You've won a fanny pack! Now when you need somewhere to store all your summer valuables, you can stick 'em in your fanny! Share a pic of yourself looking like a proper fanny with #BRUNANZA. Have a great summer, the IRN-BRU team.

Callum Richardson @calrich97 tweet - My wee brother is another breed of spastic. Screenshot of iMessage with contact Lewis. Lewis texts: "Where are ye i have yer phone" then "Hahahah aww fuck" - realising he's texting the phone he claims to have

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