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9 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 6

Scottish people X

Tweet: 'Girls say they want a strong confident man but as soon as you tell them you'd leather fuck out their Dad and Brothers you're suddenly an arsehole with anger issues. Honestly can't win, ridiculous.'

Jonny @jonnycardle tweet - Fuck sake who would throw away a 4 pack a hedgehogs nd leave wan in it. Photo of a hedgehog stuck in a plastic four-pack ring holder on the grass

Steven @stevencarr123 tweet - My dad's birthday card to my mum is fucking monumental. Photo of a pink birthday card interior reading just To Linzi at the top and Fae Eric at the bottom

Graeme Lester @fairlyoddgraeme tweet (31/03/2016) - Ave just been informed if ye say Space Ghetto in an American accent it sounds like Spice Girl in a Scottish accent and a canny stop. 374 Facebook reactions

Jonny @jonnycardle tweet - Fuck sake who would throw away a 4 pack a hedgehogs nd leave wan in it. Full version of the tweet with photo of hedgehog stuck in plastic four-pack rings

Leigh @leighbowie_ tweet - The fact Glasgow City Council are considering keeping nightclubs open until 4am to boost the economy just shows you what type of city Glasgow is hahahahaha the thing we do best.

JamesMcKinnon @JamesMcKinnon__ tweet - Easy as fuck for lassies to make pals makes me jealous, imagine mailing a random boy like that your so freakin handsome mate! Wanty get onit wi me wan weekend u really suit your joggies btw!! Boypower x widny work would it end up gettin done in

Ross Sayers @Sayers33 tweet - Americans pronouncing Glasgow. Photo of a glass cow ornament

deano @naevaypal tweet - Ma maws done nothing but stare through the window since the snow's started, if it gets any heavier a might need to let her in

rowan @rowanmcnairn tweet - a would actual love to wear a go pro on a night out just to see what the fuck a get up to when a disappear n ma pals can't find me for hours on end lmao

FERNE @Fernerrawson tweet - Why do Americans hink tannin Smirnoff ice is hard?? Fucksake ma mum sends the weans to school wae that for their pack lunch when there's nae fruit shoots left

ScotRail Trains Facebook post - Recently, we have received approximately 904,873,448 messages asking about today's train services. Have you cunts no got anything better to do? Have you no got friends and family you could be spending time rather than messaging train companies whilst seething with rage that you're no able to get your daily 45 minute fix of sitting in a junkie-laden, arsehole smelling train carriage twice a day? Let me be very fucking clear: snowy track mean train no go. If track no snowy, train go. Crack the cans open, and smile a wee bit eh? 3.3K reactions

Goudie @Goudie15 tweet (Jul 9, 2018) - Cunts sayin 16year olds are too young/uninformed tae vote, while Brexit an Tory voter Margaret, 71, has just put her shoes in the oven an her dinner in the fuckin cupboard.

dylan @_dylanjohnstone tweet - Just oot the post office n they asked ma auntie if she had any other ID wae her n she went av got this keyring that says Karen on it

Ash @AshBCoffin quote tweet - (After sex) That was fucking pish lad, get tae fuck. Quoting nope @LilNasX - wanna date someone from the uk so they can call me lad during sex

Cuntlin @_CaitlinH_ tweet (21/11/2017) - In 5 years there'll be nae such hing as a gender scan, you'll need to wait till it's aboot 8 before it tells ye if it's a boy, lassie or frying pan.

Botty Bolingoli @BottyBolingoli tweet - To English TV presenters sayin Scotland's too wee/too poor to be independent. A reminder that you live in a country that makes fuck all and can't feed, water or power itself. Your own Government is so much in debt it taxes spare fucking bedrooms to raise money. Sit the fuck down

Tweet - loving my new watch haha. Photo of a smartwatch on someone's wrist showing a notification from Mum reading I've just picked up ur wank sock again lachlan, not on. Pasta for tea xx

Dayna McAlpine @daynamcalpine_ tweet - my pals think living in scotland is all beautiful rolling hills and friendly patter when in reality it's a junkie shouting ye goin for a shite hen? at me because i'm carrying a 16 roll pack of toilet roll

Instagram post from hello_rooftops in Edinburgh - Apparently some men can't find the cathedral. Aerial photo of Edinburgh showing the cathedral prominently in the cityscape

Callum Doig @callumdoigx quote tweet - fuck it dm me. Quoting Cow of the Day @CowoftheDay1 (Feb 26) - 26th February 2020, Anna (from Brazil). Two photos of a brown cow looking directly at the camera.

weebyrney @cbyrne1994 tweet (31 Jan 19) - Group of wee guys about 10 year auld throwing bricks at the train, good to see weans acting like weans, not an iPad in sight

Sean Delaney @sdel6795 tweet - How funny are dugs man not got a fuckin clue what's going on but still no wanting left oot. Permanently wanting to be part of the team. Could be organising a big dug barbecue to eat aw the dugs in the street and yer dugs sitting nodding whatever yous are dain AM dain

BENYID @bernardmeechan1 tweet - Arguing with carly over how to cook steaks, i says aye well ive watched plenty of videos on youtube. Her reply, aye well youve watched hunners of porn tae n you canny do that right either

Ross Sayers @Sayers33 tweet - Even though I have a Scottish accent I still put on a Scottish accent when I say there's been a murder

mac @cmontaefuck tweet - Scotland getting to the euros is like me making it past 12 on a night out, no one knows how I've made it here, everyone wants me to do well, but it is guaranteed that I'm going to absolutely fuck it

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