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5 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 3: "Cunt" part 1

Scottish people X

Tweet from Sean Delaney: 'Wits the fuckin point in sending christmas cards to cunts just opened one n glitter n fuckin confetti fell out all over the floor just come n shite on ma doorstep next time will be easier to clean up ya selfish bastard'

Jay Bernard @JayBernardxx quote tweet (25/05/2019) of Maya Jama @MayaJama who tweeted Cunts everywhere. Jay comments - Mad how in Scotland this just means it's busy.

Ned_McDafty @NMcdafty tweet (09 Nov 18, retweeted by Yer Maw) - Yer eld maw wid be much happier if the cunts that make bread and the cunts that make toasters git the gether and came tae agreements on dimensions

joe heenan @joeheenan tweet - Dear England, Are you cunts mental? Yours sincerely, Scotland

Meme text - american redditors visiting scotland talking to a waitress: "how's it going, cunt?"

Tweet (handle pixelated) - A think abt winning the lottery far too much for a cunt who's never bought a lottery ticket

Tweet replying to @realDonaldTrump (1/8/21) - You won't be at Turnberry either.. Wee Nicola has cancelled yiyr tee off time. Photo of a woman holding a Trump is a Cunt sign on a golf course at Turnberry while a police officer looks on

Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh tweet - I remember tripping out my box in San Francisco on some really mind blowing acid, probably 92 or 93. The walls were literally caving in around us. Yet every single fucker in the room retained a firmer grasp on reality than this cunt. Quote tweeting Donald J. Trump claiming Coronavirus deaths are way down

Lewis Maitland @LewisMaitland tweet - Deed. Screenshot of a message: Ma pal was working in a cunts hoose the day and the guy was being heavy cheeky so ma pal stole a bit of his jigsaw that the guy was baw deep into. Photo shows a jigsaw puzzle piece in a van

Reddit post from merlingrayiii defending Trump, saying call him President Trump on television. Reply from liffyd - We call him a cunt in Scotland.

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag tweet - Nintendo Announces Games for Wee Cunts Section of Scottish eShop. Satirical article image showing a Nintendo Switch with Scottish flag and Games for Wee Cunts branding

Facebook status (handle obscured) - I was being a dick to a taxi driver tonight and didn't pay my fair so I done a runner and left my phone in the car cause. Am a stupid cunt and this is the taxi driver writing this status.

Fortune @Fortune_91 tweet (15/04/2019) - There's a supervisor at my work that goes in to the toilet after cunts have been in for more than 5 minutes to smell if they've done a shite or if they were skiving. Get me oot ae here pronto incase a get promoted to chief jobby smeller.

Frankie Boyle @frankieboyle tweet (23 Aug 2018) - Some days nothing will seem to go right for you, and nobody will seem to want to help, and it's because you're a cunt.

Has David Mundell resigned yet? @MundellResign Twitter poll (13 Dec 18) - What is the most offensive word in Scotland? Cunt 6%, Tory 94%. 3,855 votes, final results.

Cami @CamiKool92 tweet (23 Feb 2018) - Cunt is my favourite word. Big cunt, wee cunt, that cunt, those cunts, some cunt, any cunt, every cunt, smart cunt, stupid cunt, good cunt, worse cunt, shite cunt, favourite cunt, handsome cunt, ugly cunt, cunt'd it. What a beautiful cunt of a word.

Sean Steedman @steedie67 tweet - Somecunt phone Dolly Parton n tell her that 9 and 5 disny make 11

Liam @LiamLove72 tweet (13/02/2019) - Scottish cunt: Hi. English cunt: em can you repeat that in English please mate. Same user replies - For the record naw a canny, prick

@BigLez07 tweet (10/11/2019) - i went up to a random ginger lad and asked if you had 7 girls phone numbers in one pocket and 8 in the other, what would you have? he said id have 15 girls phone numbers. i said wrong, you'd have someone else's trousers on you ginger cunt

Handwritten note taped to a door - Door bells fucked shout oi cunt really loud cheers

Danielle @danielleyoungox tweet - Naaaa the guy I work with is atleast 50 and his ex is his gaffer and she was telling everyone what to do on the shift etc and he actual turned round and said I'm no taking orders from some cunt iv shagged up the arse

kirsty campbell @misskirstyRFC tweet - Every day word for us. Screenshot of text: Mental how people find the word cunt so offensive but for Scottish people it's as common as muck :) that cunt, everycunt, love that cunt

Tasha @Tashandersonx tweet - Somecunt just said to me do u work in a chippy coz u make me wanty batter ma sausage ahahahahaha actual in bits why have a no heard that one before

THE BABAGOOK @MassiveMcCann quote tweet - fuck OFF a thought the mars rover was a wee Wall E sized cunt, no wonder we havny found life on mars its aw hiding fae this absolute unit. Quoting Ken Rutkowski @kenradio - This week, NASA's new Mars Rover drove through NYC. Incredible. Video shows massive rover vehicle on a city street

Two-panel photo of Boris Johnson having his temperature taken outside a shop. Close-up of the thermometer display reads CUNT instead of a temperature

Lee Davidson @leedavidson2009 tweet - Heavyyyyy appreciate cunts who can hold a conversation nd no make ye feel lit ur trying to communicate wae a fuckin lamp

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