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11 August 2025

Scottish people X
Part 7: "Cunt" part 2

Scottish people X

Tweet: 'Cunt came to ma work the day to empty the toilets and look at the website and the regi plate on the truck hahahahaha' with photos showing plate JOB 88Y and Grant Henderson Tankers website www.wemovesh.it

Billy Young @boulderbill94 tweet - Was trying no to wake anycunt up comin in fae a night oot so a put these French pancakes on ma feet and creped right up the stairs

Aaron @aaron_horn tweet (02/08/2018) - Don't get me wrong, am happy for the Scottish couple that won that 58 million pounds. But why the FUCK is it always pure old cunts?? Give a young sound cunt like maself 58 million pounds and I'll show ye how to put it to use

Queen Femboy Paganism @FemboyPaganism tweet (07 Oct 21) - I was out in semi-boymode tonight and some drunk Scottish guy walked up to me in the street and said "Aye pal, you tryna become a lassie?" I was just like "Umm I guess" super embarrassedly, and he said "ah well good on ya, don't let nae cunt tell you who you are, be yoursel".

Steven @_StevenMccallum tweet - Sisters got asthma and we got her they candles that dinny blow oot for her bday cake and aboot killed the cunt trying to blow them oot

seandelier @seanrobinson08 tweet - Cunt on the plane just asked me "where ye off tae mate" a says same place as you bud fuckin tube

michael @michaelirvine14 quote tweet - cunt nae wonder u got ID'd u look aboot 14. Quoting Darren Grimes @darrengrimes_ who tweeted ID'd at 25-years-old for a sodding Red Bull, watch out kids, the caffeine might kill ya! Do you remember when this country believed in freedom and personal responsibility? Selfie of Grimes holding a Red Bull can

Liam @LiamUTLR tweet - Annoys me when a put ma hand out for a bus & the cunt behind me puts their hand out tae. Wit doye no trust me or suhin? Ye got a magic hawn?

Reddit post from u/ChuckBass11 - How did pspspspsps become the thing we say to cats? Best comments: farfetchedfrank (4.9k) - The sound is quite high pitched so it gets a cats attention when they're not looking at you. kwonza (2.1k) - In Russia we say "kis-kis-kis". Unclear1nstructions (1.5k) - In Finland we say "ks-ks-ks". SurprisingPecker (6.3k, 6 awards) - In Scotland we say "C'mere ya wee cunt"

Cammy @Stew72_ tweet (16 Feb 21) - anyone else got that one cunt in work even when ye look at them it puts ye in a cunt of a mood?

Goudie @Goudie15 tweet (May 14) - See in 200 year, ye think some cunt will rock up to the Antiques Roadshow wae an Ikea Malm chest ae drawers bein like it's been in ma family for generations, an everycunt will gasp wae excitement?

joe heenan @joeheenan tweet (27/02/2020) - I'm on a bus in Glasgow & there's 2 young guys sat in the seats in front of me. One of them just said "If that Coronavirus comes here I'll kick it's fuckin' cunt in". Amazing.

Limmy @DaftLimmy tweet (03/02/2021, retweeted by stuart braithwaite) - If I'm ever in court for murder, I'm going to ask the jury to join me in clapping for my victim. And knowing this country of stupid cunts, I'd probably walk free.

AJ @masiavelli tweet - Cuddling somecunt in this heat is brutal, after 5 mins ye end up stuck together like two moist slices ae Billy Bear ham fresh oot the packet

Ryan McCran @Ryan_McCran tweet (12/10/18) - This burd av got on Facebook talks aboot her ex boyfriend that much am starting too miss the cunt anawl

dean. @naevaypal tweet (1/21/18) - Ma sister paid to get a cake made like the happy go lucky cup and pot from beauty and the beast n they look like there ready to punch ma cunt in. Two photos comparing the Disney originals of Mrs Potts and Chip to a badly made cake version where both characters look menacing.

Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01 tweet - Omg just saw an old man and woman in Braehead food court and they were sharing a cake. I heard the old man say to his wife "did you just finish my slice, ya fucking rotten boot, I will kick your cunt in". Ma heart, old people are so precious

sandy @sandyrobertsan tweet - See when yer standing right beside the pedestrian crossing and cunts squeeze past ye to finger blast the button to cross, wit ye no hink I've already fucking done that and am just standing here for a fucking day oot

Cole Anderson @ColeAnderson298 tweet (15 Nov 18) - See if I had a son and he turned into one of they gimps that sit on Fortnite all day and started flossing in the shops n that I'd kick his cunt in

Innes @CiaranInnes6 tweet - Hate a Tuesday. Screenshot of a tweet draft reading: Tuesdays the only day without a silver lining, Monday yer lit tht least that's Monday done, Wednesday yer lit humpday nearly there, Thursday yer lit Friday tomorrow keep the heed, Friday n it's dicks oot ye can smell the weekend but on Tuesday yer jut lit fs man it only Tuesday major cunt of a day

GlasgowChildhood @GlasgowWaynhood tweet - When a cunt 1 year above you in school would say "Respect your elders" Aye nae bother Gandalf

Facebook post from Joanne Xhx to Edinburgh Crime and Breaking Incidents - Some scumbag has just stolen my daughters moped from Park Avenue in Portobello. It's Peugeot cc50 silver with red seat. Please keep eyes out. Two CCTV photos of someone riding the moped. Comments: Arin Duman - Looks like a wee jakeball cunt. Good luck. Sarah-Jane Forbes replies - I think that's the daughter.... Jenny Aitken - I think it's her daughter. Zoomed-in photo of the moped rider at bottom

Instagram comments on frankie_boyle post "My daughter is controlling the sounds". Someone replies - You used to be my hero. What happend? frankie_boyle replies - You turned into a cunt

Sarah Manavis @sarahmanavis tweet - I've just witnessed a hoard people berate a bus driver into letting a guy bring his 7ft tree on the bus by shouting "where's your Christmas spirit, don't be a cunt"

Joshuakeenan @joshuakeenann tweet - Asked my ma for a 5er n got hit wae. For u to smoke drugs :)))) ahts wit an gonny dae text a cunt for a 5er bit a hash fucking loonball

Iain Robb @Iain_Robb97 tweet (20/11/2019, from Scotland) - Mind eh chaos that took place in yer p.e changin room, cunts scrappin, cunts gettin scanted, belongings gettin launched aboot, clothes getting soaked in the shower, cunts gettin viciously deeded, pockets ripped aff shirts an not a teacher in site, miss school man wit a laugh.

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